I had just returned to my desk after a lovely lunch with my friend, who happens to be my cousin’s wife, and their adorable rugger of a 2-1/2 year old daughter when it happened.

I accidentally looked down and saw this…

Yes. That is my belly. Don’t be frightened. It is locked down by my far-too-tight jeans and so it will probably be unsuccessful in its attempts to consume your head.

To be fair to myself, I was slouched way down in my chair, but under no circumstances whatsoever is it acceptable for my belly to protrude past my breasts.

Game back on.

Live, love, lose. Damn it.

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