Archive for March, 2009

Is this a text chain with my 14 year old mentee or my wake-n-bake college roommate?

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

What’s a good place to eat under 30 dollars
How many people does the thirty dollars need to feed?
Only 3 people
So ten dollars per person? That’s tough. What part of town?
In minneapolis or richfield
I’m kind of stumped but maybe eat street? That’s Nicollet, closer to downtown.
We figured it out we are going to wendy’s and […]

Tock tick, y’all

Monday, March 16th, 2009

“Don’t make that face or it will stay that way.”
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, Santa will put you on the naughty list.”
“Sitting that close to the television will make you go blind.”
Adults love to scare obedience and conformity into children. It’s a technique handed down from the first cave people; “If you eat […]

Let me save you $19.95

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Why would you buy a snuggie when you can wear your bathrobe backward?
Times are tough, people…let’s don’t get crazy now!