Plus, this technically qualifies as Crap On My Desk!

She has three new spots that line her cheek like a constellation. She flips the magnifying mirror and walks into the bedroom to get dressed. She stares into her closet, studying it closely. She has the contents memorized, yet each visit is like the first. After ten minutes of trying on […]

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Because I’m sure you care about what catch phrases make me want to “poke my left eye out”*:
Anything about “throwing” anyone “under the bus.” I’ve never seen anyone thrown under a bus. I’ve never even heard about anyone being thrown under a bus. However, it is not unheard of for someone to […]