When I was about 12, I was obsessed with the movie “Labyrinth.” It is among my first memories of any sort of sexual stirrings. I mean, David Bowie was wearing some sort of nut-cup, I’m sorry — codpiece, that shouted, “THERE’S A PENIS IN HERE!” I watched him flaunt his package everyday […]

For work…
For shopping…
For inspiration…
For killing time…
For someday soon…
For now…
For planning…
For cooking…
For daydreaming…

Suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um. I kid, of course. Don’t suck it. Unless you want to. But that’s not really my business. Or is it?
Either way, have a good holiday weekend and expect me to return to cyberland next week, fully refreshed*.
*Although, I am technically still mourning the loss of maggie…