When I was a kid, I lived a few houses down from, what I will lovingly refer to as, an “interesting” family. To be honest, they were a little on the grubby side and there may have been some mental illness at work. I was too young to really understand it but in […]

I hate lunch. More to the point, I hate bringing lunch to work. I’m terrible at it and I usually wind up eating a bag of popcorn with an orange. Or a CLIF Bar with a bag of chips. I can’t quite get how to blend yummy convenience foods into a […]

I’m thinking about trying a classic workout program…

This is probably the closest I’ve ever come to winning the Powerball:
MY NUMBERS
19 30 41 45 54 PB 16
WINNING NUMBERS
19 30 39 40 53 PB 18
Really! Look at how close my non-matching numbers are to the winning numbers.
Next time’s a winner for sure, now […]

Played with the dictionary, four pads of paper, and my five year old godson yelling at us to shut up already.
A few definitions I can remember (not the funniest — of course I can’t remember those through the tears, snot, and stomach cramps):
Moulage - Bovine portraits, combined to form one work of art
Gimcrack - The […]