“I just hate the suburbs. There’s no where to run.”
“Totally.”
Yeah. Hate those wide open spaces. With all the running paths. And wide roads. I’d much prefer sucking bus fumes downtown.

Judge Larry Seidlin rules that the attorney for Anna Nicole Smith’s infant daughter gets custody of the former model’s body.
What the hell? Seriously? Give her to a third cousin, twice removed if no one else is worthy. Not to some stranger representing an infant. What are they gonna do? Put […]

As recently posted on Craig’s List:
*Old candles, pinecones and muffin tin papers - Is this for an arts project or a curse?
****HELP*** NEED $4000 FOR 40 DAYS. PAY BACK $4500 - Quick! Somebody get this guy Tony Soprano’s phone number!
*I need POUNDS of LIVE bees and equipment - “I’ve JUST decided to quit […]

My office is a very dangerous place.
I have worked for more companies than I would like to admit at the tender young age of 33, so I have a little office snacking background. The company I work for now is full of snackers but until I took a new position last year, […]