Last night, as I lay in bed calming my mind for sleep, I began to write the screenplay for my new movie. The plot was the better than that of any movie previously made. This movie would be huge. I was going to need to make plans, get an agent, and […]

So, I couldn’t help but notice that a reader searched this site, twice, for “lesbian”. I’m left wondering if this person is 1) curious about my sexuality or 2) someone who just enjoys a good lesbian story.
Here you go:
1) As I heard Demetri Martin say, “Not Gay, but Supportive”.
2) It just so happens I […]

…that certain man, for designing the new bandick banner.
It’s a little more gritty than fabulous. Just like me.
And, as always, thanks to my blogmaster who takes care of things around here.
There are words stewing in my head that will be oozing out of my fingers at any moment, but right now I’m half-stupid from […]

I enjoy a good banana…

But it makes me very uncomfortable consuming something this phallic in pubic — I mean public.
I cut it into about eight pieces and even that seemed weird. This banana had some girth.

I just got caught in the smell loop.
As usual, I had waited too long to visit the restroom so I bolted into the first available stall and got situated. It was pretty much too late when I realized I had chosen poorly. I gagged my way through and was on my way to […]