In honesty, this is more a piece of Crap IN My Desk rather than ON my desk. I have had this yo-yo for 15 years. Since the days when I worked in a toy store with a kid who grew up to be a juggler/yo-yo trickster on a cruise ship. Kind of […]

The river is high right now and has created a temporary lake perfect for romping and splashing and peeing in (she’ll never get invited to pool parties once that gets out). And she loves to play fetch. She’ll fetch anything. Flip flops, water bottles, clumps of grass - don’t ask. Hours […]

Today’s piece of Crap on My Desk is my pad of paper in the shape of a truck. It ties nicely into my line of work; the illegal transportation of immigrants across the border. Shhh, don’t tell. K?
This image is dedicated to PJ McFuzzybottom who spends his mental vacation time in San […]

Five in a row! This is a little hand-me-down magnetic mirror that is only large enough to view one eyeball at a time. Still, I’m happy to have it and spend hours upon hours gazing into my lovely eye.
Ultimately, this little experiment is bound to go amiss and I will wind up at […]

This was a gift given to me by a co-worker several years ago. I think the idea was, “if bandick believes we’re a team, she’ll do my work for me”.
I am inspired…to make this the 4th piece of Crap on My Desk.

I don’t remember Saturday Night Fever very well. Did they win a dance contest or was it all for bragging rights?
“I have the pointy-est finger that wins me the respect of my sleazy dance club peers, Mr. Kah-tear.”
The third piece of Crap on My Desk is this trophy which I am responsible for having […]