Archive for March, 2006

Two eating disorders for the price of… Two. Or more.

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Bulimia. Anorexia. Cats. Dogs.
Sierra eats to comfort herself. She then vomits to comfort herself. Siri may eat dog food every second or third day and rarely accepts biscuit treats.
I feel like I’m living with Nicole and Lindsay.
Things can only get better from here. My hope is that Siri will start to eat normally within the […]

Sirius Destruction

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

I spent most of yesterday wandering around the office, shoving my camera phone into people’s faces to allow them to witness that which is the most precious dog to have ever walked this planet. I oozed puppy love all over every single co-worker. I dabbled in actual work while pulling up every piece […]

Obsession kicks in…

Monday, March 27th, 2006

I can see this will be a problem.

Are you Sirius?

Monday, March 27th, 2006

Is your life boring? Can’t scrape together any new stories for your dying blog? Try a life changing event!
Introducing….
SIRI!

Meet the newest addition to the bandick/fuzzybottom household, Sirius the Dog Star or more lovingly, Siri.
Stats:
Age - Appx. One Year
Height - 2 1/2 cats tall
Weight - Just heavy enough to cause injury to […]

No Pressure

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

I have been dreading my blog recently. How can I write something that people will appreciate? How clever can I be in the retelling of the first time I drank, or smoked, or had sex (I haven’t had sex, mom), or stole gummy bears? What picture can I use, surely breaking several […]