…that your hand is not this BIG.
Obviously, this is not actual size. Your monitor couldn’t handle it. Think, André the Giant.
What is that, water retention?
Enjoy the beginning of “that time of year”! PJ McFuzzybottom comes in first thing tomorrow morning for lots of turkey and naps.
Wishes of the same for […]

I am a fan of the long sweater. They are more than certainly out of fashion and will show up on the fugly list of don’ts, but I love them.
They keep my ass warm.
More importantly, they keep my ass covered.
But, they also make me feel like Superman. Or Supergirl, […]

I’ve been feeling weird lately.
Disconnected. Faint. Distant.
Today I realized that it’s actually manifesting itself into invisibility.
Suddenly people are walking off of elevators without noticing me until body parts that should not be touching are. They are rounding corners and making me dance to avoid them. They are standing in […]