PJ McFuzzybottom has a family reunion this weekend so we’re headed to North Carolina. New Bern, to be specific, the birthplace of Pepsi.
I wonder if they’ll be able to spot a Coke drinker in their midst.
This could get ugly.

I always thought that the line “this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place” from Bowie’s Suffragette City was “the smell of fat chicks puts my spine out of place”.
No offense to fat chicks.

Office formula for disaster:
1 refrigerator / 50 people = 1 square inch in which to cram your lunch should you arrive past 8:15 AM.
Paul*? Is it necessary to keep your water filter pitcher in the fridge? Does it have to be the perfect fridgey temperature in order to be enjoyable or would it […]

PJ McFuzzybottom, fka The Heartbreaker, has all but been removed from this blog.
A conversation we had a couple of days ago alerted me to the depth of his discomfort with his personal life being subject for my public journal. The journal that is read by my family and friends.
Hmm. Go figure.
I […]

I am currently the #1 return on MSN for “something to do this weekend”.
I rarely have “something to do this weekend”.

I’m not a fan of the cat.

Well, I might not go that far…
…but, in general, cats kind of creep me out. The way a cat will look at you through the corner of its eye because it can’t be bothered to lift and turn its head. Can’t be bothered because it’s busy […]

Happy Birthday, blog.
Since my first post, you have been there for me as I recalled fond memories from my childhood, less than fabulous dates, or any number of issues relating to my sometimes shakey relationship with The Heartbreaker.
You, blog, are my family and my friends. You are the medium with which I communicate the […]