It sneaks up on you. No one has warned you it would be like this. Full of nauseating topics and excrutiatingly dull moments. There should have been a memo tucked into my 25th birthday card.
To: bandick
From: the dating gods
For fuck’s sake girl. Get on it.
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Oop. That is the word which I have chosen. Oop.
It was not a conscious choice. It was not chosen after careful consideration. I did not try out other words before settling on oop. It just crept into my vocabulary without an invitation and it has apparently taken up permanent residence.
As […]

My boss, Laser, is obsessed with the fact that I have never seen the movie D.A.R.Y.L. I have endured nearly four years of her hounding me to watch this movie.
How could I have never seen it?
How could I know that I wouldn’t enjoy it, having never seen it?
How could I ever be a complete […]

Went for Chinese last night and enjoyed my favorite dish, Crispy Honey Shrimp. Or Deep Fat Fried Bottom Feeders. Super yum. The meal was followed with the obligatory Fortune Cookie…in bed.
Hidden in a valley beside an open stream.
This will be the type of place where you will find your dream.
So this is […]

Here I am. Settling in to my new space and loving it. I really like the category feature and today I cruised through all of my posts to categorize them.
What a chore, breaking it all into categories. As I scanned them I wondered if I should create a category for […]