Thanks, urp. I had an excellent birthday, urp. One filled, and I stress filled, with food. Urp.
I started the day with my normal SlimFast drink and rounded it off with two very large meals in which I ate approximately six pigs, two chickens and half a cow. And let’s not forget the three, count them, […]

Today’s Taurus Horoscope Nothing but the best — that’s what your pleasure-loving little heart and soul crave. Fortunately, you’ve been blessed with the ability to get what you want in such a charming fashion that no one minds. In fact, it makes them happy to give it to you. That goes double for right now, […]

While you may be impressed by your ability to drink while upside-down, trying to woo women with a picture of you doing a keg stand may not be the way to go; particularly for those of you past the age of 25.

My desk at work (daytime marketing girl gig, not nighttime salon girl gig) faces the window. I am on the fifth floor and my scenery includes a couple of parking lots, including ours, and four roads that are part of a very weird little one-way system. When I first moved to this desk, I thought […]

One of the issues with my overly dramatic personality is the ease with which I cry. Well, that used to be one of the problems. Not so much anymore. Noticeably. Confusingly. Disturbingly. I haven’t cried since I said goodbye to The Heartbreaker and boarded the plane. As soon […]

When my sister-in-law’s father passed away, I sent a cedar seedling in a vase which is engraved with the words “In Memory”.
The cedar seedling has now also passed.
Does etiquette require sending an “In Memory” plant in memory of the “In Memory” plant?